Aliens: from a Democrat's Perspective

Aliens: From a Democrat's Perspective

I know this sounds crazy, but I have seen firsthand the disastrous effects of conservatives on this country.

Conservative ALIENS, that is.

Oh, yes. As a politician- my name shall remain undisclosed, thank you very much- I have traveled to major cities across the globe. I can say for a fact: aliens do exist. And they're Republican.

In New York I met with a "woman"- *cough* thing *cough* who called itself Ann Coulter. (Xorg'Xa sounds more apt.) All I can say is: It most certainly has tentacles, and if not, something that sounds very similar to tentacles.

Next we move to Sarah Palin, who I met at a book signing in DC, who made me rethink the phrase "intelligent extraterrestrial life".

Last but not least, we have Jabba the Hutt- oh, sorry, I mean Rush Limbaugh.

Simply put, I am convinced that all conservatives are aliens. They roam the streets of our okay (it would be much better with socialized medicinal marijuana) nation's cities. So next time you see a so-called "political pundit" or "talk show radio host" or "former governor of Alaska", know that they almost certainly came from Familyvaluesia and definitely not Earth.